Anonymous: Asexuality is real! The whole spectrum! Happy asexuality awareness week! :)
mwah i love you
*sweats nervously* What? Oh god *stumbles around* No, I’m not *several copies of this message fall out* This isn’t *tries to pick them up* Who anonymously messages *pictures of you non creepily spill everywhere* Wife? Who’s my wife. Right you! Oh god *falls* *in love with you*
wholockedmeup reblogged this from cailestis and added:
Gay marriage is totally legal here. I think? yea, yea. carrier pigeons. I’m gonna go with yes. Move in with me! I sleep...
cailestis reblogged this from wholockedmeup and added:
dear god stop being so cute you’re making me blush